Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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