that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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