Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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