just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
