I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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