Dual....:-)
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
