it was like his penis was on wheels.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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