I understand Curling. That high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
