i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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