we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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