I don't think brook has ever known best
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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