Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Randomize
