i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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