when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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