I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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