I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
