i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
