I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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