So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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