YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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