Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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