Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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