Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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