But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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