I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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