Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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