The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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