haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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