I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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