carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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