singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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