Where did you get a picture of my penis
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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