No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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