That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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