no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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