Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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