yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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