I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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