Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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