Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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