That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Alive.
So much puke
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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