More tranny stories later!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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