I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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