I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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