it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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