Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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