hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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