I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
