they need to just BURY HIM!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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