I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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