i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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