My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I know her cup size but not her name....
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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