found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Randomize