help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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