You're so nebulous sometimes
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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