Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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